What is The $hitch?
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The SHItty existential iTCH that there must be something more to life, the cosmos and everything than wholly would sequelitis.
Which like Princess Leia, Amazon Women on the Moon and Rapunzelism (recalling that there is no E at the end of Heroin and other damn fool crusades) is a social disease that in fact has very little to do with fact and everything to do with fictation or fictitious dictation.
A nominally misdiagnosed condition of the human mind.
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